SHLONG

Send ETH into the cascade

Your wallet will ask you to switch to (or add) Robinhood Chain, then to confirm a plain ETH transfer to the SHLONG contract. Gas is about 400k. You are paying the fixed payout address. Only send what you're fine never seeing again.

Live cascade

Reading Cum events from the Robinhood Chain RPC…

How the cascade works (honestly)

1. Send ETH to the contract. Every wei releases 1 SHLONG from the contract's own inventory. 0.001 ETH = 10¹⁵ SHLONG (the token has 0 decimals).
2. The released tokens pour down in steps. Each step hands 61.8% (the golden ratio) of what's left to an address picked from the history of earlier senders, and emits a Cum event. You keep the last token or two.
3. You join the history. Later sends can cascade tokens onto you.
4. 100% of the ETH goes to one fixed payout address (0x666d…3d29), hard-coded in the contract. That address is also in the history from the start and has received most of the tokens in every simulated send.
5. No owner, no mint, no admin functions. No liquidity pool, no price, no promises, no returns. SHLONG is a meme/art token. Sending ETH is a payment, not an investment.

Official contract

Robinhood Chain mainnet (chain ID 4663). This is the only official SHLONG contract.